Welcome to Werewolves UnLimited Valuables Security Services Inc.!
My name is Ray, and I'm the owner and chief security specialist here at WULVS. My crack team of highly-trained and dedicated protection specialists are ready to make sure that all your valuables stay safe and secure at all times. We offer a full range of services and plans to meet your security needs!
We might not look all that scary, but let a bad guy come between us and our client's belongings and it will be a different story! After all, no one wants to get on the bad side of a pack of werewolves or coven of witches or pack of zombies!
Here's what WULVS can do for you!
- Nighttime (hours of darkness only!) security of your business, warehouse, or remote location.
- 24/7 services that combine our overnight specialists (hours of darkness only!) with daytime services that can be discrete or scary. Your choice!
- Personal bodyguard services for those times when you need a certain "presence" by your side
- Our exclusive Digital Demons (trademark symbol) online safety system will put some serious fear into anyone attempting to hack your network!
- Ask about our band! We play weddings, bar mitzvahs, and funerals with some funky beats that are out of this world!